Blood Fairy

Blood Fairy (or Bloodfairy) is te newest member of te Mandem. She is a Malteser, and is unable to even begin to lift James. She is a great person to daydrink wit.

Facts About Blood Fairy

 * Her best friend is called Tom Koster.


 * Her husband is also called Tom Koster.


 * Her wife is called Mary.


 * Her favourite of te already existing memes is CockdickpenisWILLYWANGchodeshlongprickbellendSTICK.


 * She claims she saw James smoke weed, but tat's just yet anoter rumour.


 * She isn't at all ticklish. Seriously! Not ticklish at all! Try it! I urge you to try it!

Memes
Blood Fairy has her own meme bank.
 * Her most notable Meme Feature is her laugh. Tis is so much of a meme tat a visual representation of it was drawn out. Read more about her laugh on its own designated page.
 * When someone displeases her (often making fun of te way she is unable to pronounce te "th" sound), she'll say "Fauck off!"
 * When someone disturbs her when sleeping she goes "mmmmm!"
 * Blood Fairy seems to resonate wit songs about cartoon characters' pets running away.
 * MMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! (tiger meows tat can be heard 7 doors down).

Nickname Origin
Blood Fairy wanted to have a nickname like everyone else. She made te biggest mistake a human being can POSSIBLY make, and consulted James WHILST HE WAS DRUNK to come up wit one. Drunk James blurted out "BLOOD FAIRY!!!" And since Blood Fairy was on her full stop, te name was relevant and stuck.

Controversy
Blood Fairy is known for making people leave group chats. On her first day in te Mandem offshoot known as te Leftovers, two people left, including daddy Tom.

She was also busted potentially giving James a handjob under te duvet covers, according to te rater dim-witted Tommy. It turned out tough tat she was just trying to steal James' phone to Frape him............. OR WAS SHE?

Fraping
Blood Fairy is known to have a fetish for Fraping people. Her main targets are Ollie and James. Fraping usually involves getting someone's phone and running away wit it, often locking herself in te batroom and sending many messages to te victim's recent contacts.

Tough she loves to frape people, she can't take being fraped herself. When she became te victim of a frape, she took to IRL pying te culprit for an entire day. Te frape involved Frrrrrrrrrrrrritz and Aaron, two of her biggest love interests.

Love Interests
Blood Fairy has a number of love interests, and is currently in a bigamous marriage wit Tom and Mary. She uses TFJ or Ollie as a platform, and sometimes even Slagslut.