Pie

The act of Pie is something only true dickheads do. Putting it simply, to Pie someone is to not respond to their messages on Messenger, or even leave them on read.

When someone pies, the typical response is to simply write the word "Pie" in their chat until they answer. If they leave you on read, it's typical to write "Seen Pie Charlotte" or something along those lines.

Reasons for Pying
There are plenty of reasons why people might pie. Below is a list of things that count as pying: Often, people will get defensive about the properly legit reasons why they pied. If they do, just reply with "Counts as pying".
 * Having lots of work.
 * Taking a shit.
 * Taking a piss.
 * Showering.
 * Watching YouTube videos.
 * Out with mates.
 * No internet.
 * Sex-pying.
 * Eating.
 * Preparing and eating an actual pie.
 * Simply not wanting to respond (sys-pying).
 * Being too nervous to respond
 * Not responding on purpose as to not seem desperate.
 * Sleeping.
 * Doing something legit productive.
 * Doctor's appointment.
 * Moving house.
 * Trying to end world hunger.
 * Designing a spaceship.
 * Being on the moon.
 * Being on any other astronomical body that is not Earth.
 * Being in a medically-induced coma.
 * Being dead.
 * Literally any other reason that means you don't respond to messages.

Origin
The word "pie" in this context has wide use, but it was introduced to the Mandem around April or May 2018 by Syyyyyyyyyyyyyy. It was memeified around May 2018 and remains in everyday use today.

Notorious Pyers

 * Slagslut is the biggest pyer on this Earth.
 * Syyyyyyyyyyyyy is also one hell of a pyer.
 * Ollie also pies quite a lot.
 * The one whose arms are a meme pies on purpose because he thinks it's funny.
 * There is one other pyer whose name does not even get mentioned.